This is a short little piece of stupidity that I had floatin around in my head. I mean it to be funny, but i have trouble pulling funny off, so let me know what you think. It' got shonen ai (Lute and Clari) but I shouldn't think there's anything all that offensive in it. It's all meant in good fun though I think the first half is rather sweet if maybe OOC. (It's a funny fic so i don't feel the need for background explenation ^^) oh it's based on the anime and it will spoil Hamel's fate so if you havn't seen ep 25 don't read it ^^;;

Clari scanned over the words of the spell for thethird time then cursed softly as he lost his place again. The young mage simply couldn't keep his attention focused on the words before him. From his right came a soft chuckle.
"I think you've lost it for the night. It is sorta late," Lute said aimiably.
Clari looked over at the dak haired magician that sat beside him. Lute had offered to help him learn some of the more complicated spells, yet, the pale skinned bishonen had become a serious distraction by merely sitting too close for comfort.
"Lute-Ouji . . ." he began with a sigh.
Lute frowned "You don't need to call me that you know. You can still call me Onii-san."
Clari shook his head, "I'm sorry," he murmured. "It's just that, things have changed."
Lute drew away stiffly, his lip quivering, "I know, but it was only a few months ago when you were a little boy. Now though, you're older than I am." Lute looked up at the handsome young man, his bright blue eyes glimmering with tears.
Clari clinched his hands trying to drive away an improper notion, "Ouji-sama, that was 15 years ago."
"No!" Lute shouted suddenly, "No, it wasn't! It was two months ago. Those 15 years didn't happen! They ddidn't . . they," Lute fell sobbing against Clari. The tall man couldn't help but fold his arms around the boy and draw him into his lap. Lute looked up at Clari again, strangely comforted by the man's embrace. Drawn in by Lute's need to be held Clari lowered his head, then froze has a light pink blush spread across his face.
"I'm out of line," Clari murmured.
Lute shook his head and smiled up at his best friend, "No, you're not,"
clari paused only long enough to fully understand what lute had said, then he leaned forward and brushed his lips over Lute's.
"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the sound of the mocking, uprourous laughter froze both Lute and Clari in their tracks. The pair looked frantically around for the source. In the middle of the floor, key hole facing them lay Pandora's box. Actually, it wasn't laying so much as rolling spastically around the floor, as best it could given that it was a rectangle. Fom inside the box, the laughter rose to a fevered pitch then suddenly the box righted itself and hopped over to Clari.
"I knew it!" crowed a familiar voice, "Long blonde hair" it s sited, floating near clari's head, "A purple unifrm" it continued, poking a courner against Clari's shirt, "And bishonen," the box hovered right in front of clari, "You are a HOMO!" It trumpted with delight.
Lute stared blankly at the box, while clari's face turnd a deep shade of red and the air around him began to crackle with energy. With a sudden burst of mischief the box darted across Clari, creating a puff of smoke around both magicians. when the smoke cleared, Clari sat dressed in a cropped T-shirt and black leather pants. Across the chest was written SEME. Lute blinked and looked at his own attire. He wore a loose blue robe with the words UKE printed repeatedly on it. Then the box fell to the ground and began hoping about both Lute and Clari chanting Homo-niichan in a sing song voice and laughing like a maniac.
Blood vessles began to pop from Clari's forhead.
"HAMEL! How dare you humiliate me and the prince of Sfortzendo!" the entire room echoed with the enraged shout. Lute found himself dumped uncermoniously into the ground as clari rose like an avenging demon to madly chase the box around in a vain attempt to Ten Rin the miserable cretin inside.
"ahhhhhh" Lute mumbled as he blinked cluelessly. "I didn't think the dark lord would be a hentai,"
The sound sof death and destruction could be heard throughout the night.
ook that's it
a quick note: If you don't know, Seme and Uke are terms i've seen with yoai stuff.
Basically Seme is the person on top, uke is the person on botom. (I think, if not hamel and i both are stupid . . that goes without saying . . )

credit goes out to the HighPriestClari (mystic?) in the sunday RPG for sending my the April fools log and inspiring inane stupidity between Clari and Hamel. I apologize that I couldn't get a rubber duck into this ^^;;

-Anakin Bester
who was possessed by olin when she wrote this, honest!